In Northern Cambria, PA, Jeffrey McMullen attempted to rob an AmeriServ bank of the whopping amount of....ONE DOLLAR! He was a regular customer and handed two tellers a note demanding just $1. At first they thought he was joking because well, he was only asking for a dollar, but then he spoke with a new accounts rep and repeated his demands. Apparently, he wanted to be prosecuted federally and sent to a prison in central Pennsylvania. He even wrote his preference on one of his notes.
LOL!
Well, obviously his bank robbery wasn't for financial gain. And if he's a regular patron of that bank then he clearly has a bank account there. So his actions only lead me to believe that he is purposely wanting to go to prison. A specific prison at that. Maybe he has a kid or family member in that prison and misses them so much that he would rather be there with them than where he is now. Who knows.
What could be so bad in your life that you would much rather be in prison than free? Makes no sense if you ask me.
If you are that desperate to go to prison, at least make it worth it. A dollar makes you a cheap criminal...literally!
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Woman Protects Gas Can Instead of Toddler
In Colorado, during a routine "Click it or Ticket" seatbelt enforcement check, one woman felt it was more important to strap a gas can in a car seat while her toddler was only buckled with a seat belt next to it. The woman told police that her child unbuckled himself a lot. The officer then asked her if he unbuckles himself, grabs a gas can, straps the can in the car seat, then buckles himself in the seat next to it and she, of course, had no answer. Needless to say, she was cited for seat belt violations, car seat violations, and other traffic offenses.
Wow. Way to put your child in danger.
The officer who stopped her took a picture of what he saw and the kid looks maybe three-years-old at the most and was only wearing a diaper (click on the link to see the picture). What on earth could she had been thinking when she did this?
"I don't want the gas can to spill so I'll just put it in Junior's car seat and he'll be fine with just a seat belt on." There are laws for kids to be properly restrained in vehicles for a reason. She obviously missed that parenting lesson.
The weird thing is that she was only cited! Isn't that child endangerment? I mean don't get me wrong, our parents used to let us sit on their laps while they drove, but that was before the governments and police started really cracking down and society started to get all bent out of shape.
You know, as I look at the picture, the gas can is in the car seat but with a seat belt strapping it in and not the car seat's straps. She could have done that if she had the can on the seat! At least then her child would be in his car seat. But chances are that's how she straps her kid in when she actually puts him in the car seat, too. No wonder he unbuckles himself all the time! He's not buckled in properly to begin with!
This lady needs some serious parenting lessons. I understand she may have not had much guidance in that area but there are some things that are pure common sense and putting your child in a car seat is one of them.
Wow. Way to put your child in danger.
The officer who stopped her took a picture of what he saw and the kid looks maybe three-years-old at the most and was only wearing a diaper (click on the link to see the picture). What on earth could she had been thinking when she did this?
"I don't want the gas can to spill so I'll just put it in Junior's car seat and he'll be fine with just a seat belt on." There are laws for kids to be properly restrained in vehicles for a reason. She obviously missed that parenting lesson.
The weird thing is that she was only cited! Isn't that child endangerment? I mean don't get me wrong, our parents used to let us sit on their laps while they drove, but that was before the governments and police started really cracking down and society started to get all bent out of shape.
You know, as I look at the picture, the gas can is in the car seat but with a seat belt strapping it in and not the car seat's straps. She could have done that if she had the can on the seat! At least then her child would be in his car seat. But chances are that's how she straps her kid in when she actually puts him in the car seat, too. No wonder he unbuckles himself all the time! He's not buckled in properly to begin with!
This lady needs some serious parenting lessons. I understand she may have not had much guidance in that area but there are some things that are pure common sense and putting your child in a car seat is one of them.
Monday, June 4, 2012
Father of 30 Wants Child Support Break
A 33-year-old man in Tennessee wants what any dead beat father wants...to not pay child support. But his story is a little different. He has 30 children with 11 different women. Yes, you read that right. THIRTY kids, ELEVEN baby mamas. In two years, he had EIGHT kids alone! Now, he wants a break on having to pay child support because he only works a minimum wage job. Some of the mothers only receive $1.49 a month!
Back in 2009, he had to go to court because many of the women weren't getting their money. At that time he had 21 kids and said he wouldn't have any more. Well, he managed to knock some dumb women up NINE more times in three years.
Unfortunately, the government can't force someone to stop having kids but they should definitely make an exception with this guy.
This is a prime example of the ghetto, welfare-living scum of our country. I don't even know where to begin with this article.
Let's start with the women.....
Obviously, some of the 11 baby mamas have more than one child with him. They are dumb just for that. You think once they found out about the other 10 mamas, they would realize what a dirtbag he was, especially for the women who were pregnant at the same time. Oh, and it's called birth control! Planned Parenthood provides it for people who don't have insurance or can't afford it. But instead of going there and getting this FREE birth control, now they are stuck with the cost of a kid, or two or three, by a loser who they will never get the proper support from, financially and emotionally.
They are probably all on welfare too. Initially, they probably thought they could get knocked up by a guy and take his money. Little did they know, they slept with the wrong guy. But then, some of them made the mistake of sleeping with him again. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. These women have to take some responsibility for their situations. No one to blame but themselves.
Now for the guy with the super sperm....
DUDE IT'S CALLED A CONDOM!!!! They look like this ---->
and come with instructions on how to use. Pretty idiot-proof if you asked me. Oh, and the best part, they keep your sperm from fertilizing an egg and making a baby! Crazy, I know!
I know some guys are all about hooking up with as many girls as possible but this dude takes it to a whole new level. You would think after the first couple baby mamas, he would try to cool it on the unprotected sex or try the pull out method or SOMETHING to keep from having ANOTHER kid. Guess he really is that dumb.
And a minimum wage job? Really?! Get another one! Or better yet, try to get an actual job; something that makes more than $7.25 an hour. Yes, the job market sucks but you chose to have as much sex as you did, so you need to do what you need to do to provide for allllllll those kids.
Lastly, chances are he doesn't spend time with all 30 kids. Normal people who have kids but don't stay together come up with custody arrangements so the kids can spend time with both mom and dad. There isn't enough days in the week for this guy to be able to spend time with his kids. Although there are enough days in a month (except February) for him to have a different kid each day and that's sad. These kids will probably be dysfunctional because their father wasn't around. The boys will probably turn out just like him or end up in jail and the girls will have daddy issues and fall for guys just like him. It's a sad, strange, crazy circle that'll go on forever and ever.
I feel bad for the kids. Their mom is dumb for having sex (in some cases, multiple times) with a deadbeat guy and they are the product of that idiocy. It sucks there isn't a way to make people stop having kids. This guy needs a vasectomy. He should be the reason they make a law for this. The women and him are just draining the government and the people of money.
So a warning for all you women in the Tennessee area...
Back in 2009, he had to go to court because many of the women weren't getting their money. At that time he had 21 kids and said he wouldn't have any more. Well, he managed to knock some dumb women up NINE more times in three years.
Unfortunately, the government can't force someone to stop having kids but they should definitely make an exception with this guy.
This is a prime example of the ghetto, welfare-living scum of our country. I don't even know where to begin with this article.
Let's start with the women.....
Obviously, some of the 11 baby mamas have more than one child with him. They are dumb just for that. You think once they found out about the other 10 mamas, they would realize what a dirtbag he was, especially for the women who were pregnant at the same time. Oh, and it's called birth control! Planned Parenthood provides it for people who don't have insurance or can't afford it. But instead of going there and getting this FREE birth control, now they are stuck with the cost of a kid, or two or three, by a loser who they will never get the proper support from, financially and emotionally.
They are probably all on welfare too. Initially, they probably thought they could get knocked up by a guy and take his money. Little did they know, they slept with the wrong guy. But then, some of them made the mistake of sleeping with him again. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. These women have to take some responsibility for their situations. No one to blame but themselves.
Now for the guy with the super sperm....
DUDE IT'S CALLED A CONDOM!!!! They look like this ---->
and come with instructions on how to use. Pretty idiot-proof if you asked me. Oh, and the best part, they keep your sperm from fertilizing an egg and making a baby! Crazy, I know!
I know some guys are all about hooking up with as many girls as possible but this dude takes it to a whole new level. You would think after the first couple baby mamas, he would try to cool it on the unprotected sex or try the pull out method or SOMETHING to keep from having ANOTHER kid. Guess he really is that dumb.
And a minimum wage job? Really?! Get another one! Or better yet, try to get an actual job; something that makes more than $7.25 an hour. Yes, the job market sucks but you chose to have as much sex as you did, so you need to do what you need to do to provide for allllllll those kids.
Lastly, chances are he doesn't spend time with all 30 kids. Normal people who have kids but don't stay together come up with custody arrangements so the kids can spend time with both mom and dad. There isn't enough days in the week for this guy to be able to spend time with his kids. Although there are enough days in a month (except February) for him to have a different kid each day and that's sad. These kids will probably be dysfunctional because their father wasn't around. The boys will probably turn out just like him or end up in jail and the girls will have daddy issues and fall for guys just like him. It's a sad, strange, crazy circle that'll go on forever and ever.
I feel bad for the kids. Their mom is dumb for having sex (in some cases, multiple times) with a deadbeat guy and they are the product of that idiocy. It sucks there isn't a way to make people stop having kids. This guy needs a vasectomy. He should be the reason they make a law for this. The women and him are just draining the government and the people of money.
So a warning for all you women in the Tennessee area...
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THIS MAN!!!
If you do, and you end up pregnant, you can't blame anyone but yourself!
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Teen Girls Tanning in Road Get Hit By a Car...Shocker!
In Pennsylvania, two girls tanning in the middle of the road were hit by a car. The driver of the car actually happened to be related to the girls too. He had been driving down the road and, to no surprise, didn't see the girls lying in the middle of it. The girls were airlifted to the hospital in fair condition.
No...Way...
That's totally crazy that you didn't see two girls laying in the middle of a road that cars drive on. I mean how could you not know that the road supposedly doubles as a tanning strip!?
**cue is sarcasm alert**
WHYYYYYY were these girls laying in the road to tan in the first place?! C'mon, the ROAD???? Couldn't just set up shop on the shoulder could you? Nope they just HAD to lay in the road. I wonder, did people just drive around them or is it a rarely-traveled road? Either way, it wasn't the smartest decision they could have made.
I'm glad they are ok (as far as we know) but I just hope they realize how dumb they were. And the driver shouldn't get in trouble for this. Yes, he might have not been paying complete attention but how many people expect to randomly see someone lying in the road? Definitely not the first thing I think I'll see when I get into my car.
So I guess this was not a road less traveled, and these girls learned that lesson the hard way.
No...Way...
That's totally crazy that you didn't see two girls laying in the middle of a road that cars drive on. I mean how could you not know that the road supposedly doubles as a tanning strip!?
**cue is sarcasm alert**
WHYYYYYY were these girls laying in the road to tan in the first place?! C'mon, the ROAD???? Couldn't just set up shop on the shoulder could you? Nope they just HAD to lay in the road. I wonder, did people just drive around them or is it a rarely-traveled road? Either way, it wasn't the smartest decision they could have made.
I'm glad they are ok (as far as we know) but I just hope they realize how dumb they were. And the driver shouldn't get in trouble for this. Yes, he might have not been paying complete attention but how many people expect to randomly see someone lying in the road? Definitely not the first thing I think I'll see when I get into my car.
So I guess this was not a road less traveled, and these girls learned that lesson the hard way.
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Man Smokes Weed on Plane Before Takeoff
A 43-year-old man was arrested at LAX after he smoked weed in the plane's bathroom before taking off. He said he didn't think he was doing anything wrong because he has a medical marijuana card.
Just couldn't wait, could he?
Obviously, he knew he was doing something he shouldn't because he went into the bathroom to hide the smoking. Why would you hide it, if you "knew" you weren't doing anything wrong?
And since when did airplanes take off those "No Smoking" signs? Oh that's right, they didn't! No smoking means you can't smoke ANYTHING on the plane. Weed is not an exception, regardless if you have a card or not. Those signs aren't there just for cigarette smokers. Even the bathrooms have those warnings as well as telling people not to tamper with smoke detectors as it's a federal offense.
So with all those warnings around him, he still felt that it'd be okay for him to go smoke in the bathroom. Yeah, okay.
Medical marijuana cards don't make someone invincible to the laws everyone else has to follow. I think it's time to revoke his card because seems to me, he's smoked a little too much and it's killed any sane brain cells he had.
Just couldn't wait, could he?
Obviously, he knew he was doing something he shouldn't because he went into the bathroom to hide the smoking. Why would you hide it, if you "knew" you weren't doing anything wrong?
And since when did airplanes take off those "No Smoking" signs? Oh that's right, they didn't! No smoking means you can't smoke ANYTHING on the plane. Weed is not an exception, regardless if you have a card or not. Those signs aren't there just for cigarette smokers. Even the bathrooms have those warnings as well as telling people not to tamper with smoke detectors as it's a federal offense.
So with all those warnings around him, he still felt that it'd be okay for him to go smoke in the bathroom. Yeah, okay.
Medical marijuana cards don't make someone invincible to the laws everyone else has to follow. I think it's time to revoke his card because seems to me, he's smoked a little too much and it's killed any sane brain cells he had.
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