Man Arrested for DUI, His Shirt Says It All

In Long Island, a 22-year-old man was allegedly intoxicated and hit a police car while attempting to turn, which ultimately resulted in his arrest for a DUI.  But the man's shirt of choice that night is what makes this funny.  In his mugshot, you can clearly see that his shirt reads, "I'm not an alcoholic.  I'm a drunk.  Alcoholic's go to meetings."

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Way to give yourself away dude!  If that isn't ironic, then I don't know what is.

That cop probably walked up to the car, saw the shirt, and laughed thinking, "Well, that explains it.  Thanks for making this easy."

It's going to be really hard for that guy to fight the DUI.

Oh! And it would be even more funny if the judge orders him to go to meetings or those classes! Then it'd be like, "Well I guess that makes you an alcoholic.  You're shirt is WRONG!  Time to throw it away!" LOL!!

That guy will probably rethink his wardrobe the next time he plans on drinking and driving, because lets face it, it won't be the last time.  Haha!

Man Calls 911 Because of Broken iPhone

An Illinois man called 911 not once, not twice...but FIVE times to complain about his broken iPhone.  Police traced the call back to the man's house and arrested him after he refused to comply with officers' orders.  The man, who was drunk when officers arrived, was charged with obstruction or resisting a peace officer.

Haha what on earth did he think 911 was going to be able to do about his phone?  Arrest Apple? Riiiiight.  He didn't say what he thought they could do either.  Amazing what alcohol does to people.  I know it makes people do dumb things but that was just moronic.  I would love to hear the recording too.  Poor dispatcher.  They probably were speechless from this act of stupidity.

His punishment should be to have his phone privileges taken.  He is not allowed to have an iPhone anymore.  Lol! Childish but if he is going to act like a child then he will be treated like one.