Justin Bieber's HAIR Goes on Tour...WTF?!

What is our world coming to?

Justin Bieber recently got his locks chopped off.  And his hair was put into a display box and AUCTIONED off!  It even sold for more than $40,000!  Luckily the money went to charity but that's besides the point.  Now, his box 'o hair is guarded by not one, but TWO bodyguards AND it's going on tour.  Fans can even take pictures with it as long as they pony up some dough for the Japan Relief Effort.  And believe it or not, there was a line at its most recent stop in Miami.

WHAT?!?!

I'm sorry this is just absolutely pathetic.  I don't even know where to start.  How about the fact that someone shelled out over $40,000 for his hair that they don't even get to have, at least not yet.  There is one outrageously spoiled little girl who begged her stuck up millionaire parents to bid at the auction just so she could have this guy's HAIR...his HAIR! It's not like you're even getting to meet the kid!  Instead of bidding on something as stupid as this overrated celebrity's hair in order for your money to go to some good, maybe you should actually do good with your money without getting something in return.  Just a thought.  There are many hungry kids out there.

Moving on.  You know it's sad when this homeless hair has to be guarded by two dudes.  And it's even worse when it's making "special appearances" around the country.  My god people IT'S HAIR!!!!!  Here let me cut some of mine off and stick it in a box, I'm sure it'll look exactly the same!  Girls...taking a picture with a box of hair is NOT impressive...and the fact you are standing in line for hours is dumb.  Do you really have nothing better to do?  This is absolutely ridiculous.  If you are one of these girls, or guys, you're stupid.  Bottom line.

Our country is in debt and people are wasting their money on a kid's hair.  I'm sure if we sell the kid to a few different people we would have our debt cleared right up!

I can't wait until this kid's reign of fame is over.  He has made people in our country dumber each day.  When you wait in line for hours to take a picture with a box of hair or spend $40k on a box of hair, you are officially pathetic.