Justin Bieber's HAIR Goes on Tour...WTF?!

What is our world coming to?

Justin Bieber recently got his locks chopped off.  And his hair was put into a display box and AUCTIONED off!  It even sold for more than $40,000!  Luckily the money went to charity but that's besides the point.  Now, his box 'o hair is guarded by not one, but TWO bodyguards AND it's going on tour.  Fans can even take pictures with it as long as they pony up some dough for the Japan Relief Effort.  And believe it or not, there was a line at its most recent stop in Miami.

WHAT?!?!

I'm sorry this is just absolutely pathetic.  I don't even know where to start.  How about the fact that someone shelled out over $40,000 for his hair that they don't even get to have, at least not yet.  There is one outrageously spoiled little girl who begged her stuck up millionaire parents to bid at the auction just so she could have this guy's HAIR...his HAIR! It's not like you're even getting to meet the kid!  Instead of bidding on something as stupid as this overrated celebrity's hair in order for your money to go to some good, maybe you should actually do good with your money without getting something in return.  Just a thought.  There are many hungry kids out there.

Moving on.  You know it's sad when this homeless hair has to be guarded by two dudes.  And it's even worse when it's making "special appearances" around the country.  My god people IT'S HAIR!!!!!  Here let me cut some of mine off and stick it in a box, I'm sure it'll look exactly the same!  Girls...taking a picture with a box of hair is NOT impressive...and the fact you are standing in line for hours is dumb.  Do you really have nothing better to do?  This is absolutely ridiculous.  If you are one of these girls, or guys, you're stupid.  Bottom line.

Our country is in debt and people are wasting their money on a kid's hair.  I'm sure if we sell the kid to a few different people we would have our debt cleared right up!

I can't wait until this kid's reign of fame is over.  He has made people in our country dumber each day.  When you wait in line for hours to take a picture with a box of hair or spend $40k on a box of hair, you are officially pathetic.

Idiot of the Month: Cocaine Prosecutor Busted for...Cocaine!

Talk about being a hypocrite!

The Las Vegas Deputy District Attorney, David Schubert, who prosecuted both Bruno Mars and Paris Hilton for cocaine possession was himself arrested and booked for the same exact crime!  According to his alleged dealer, Schubert would come buy coke 3 to 4 times a week and was doing this at the same time he was prosecuting Bruno and Paris.

Seriously dude?!

Way to TOTALLY go against what you stand for.  What were you swiping their stashes from the evidence room and taking it for yourself?  That's what it seems like!  No one can take you seriously as a DA now.  Well, that won't matter since you've been locked out of your office and will be fired soon.

I guess the criminal justice system and politics have A LOT in common when it comes to hypocrites.  HAHA!!

911 Called on Teacher Who Shakes a Desk in Class...Seriously.

Kids these days...

In a classroom in Atherton, Calif, a teacher, just trying to get his students' attention, grabbed a desk and shook it.  Well, one student felt it startled her so much so that she called the police on him.  And now, the teacher has been put on paid administrative leave because the police were called in.  None of the other students were bothered by the table-rattling.

Well little miss priss...word of advice...STAY AWAKE IN CLASS!  It startled her because she was probably sleeping! And now this teacher is basically suspended because she felt the need to call the police. She fell asleep and he woke her up.  Heaven forbid he wakes you up while you sleep...in class!!

What the hell was she thinking?! And why on earth did she call the police?!  If I was an officer responding to this, I would have arrested HER for making a bogus 9-1-1 call.  Kids, and adults, get in trouble all the time for calling the police for non-emergency reasons or matters that don't require police help.  So what makes her any different.  Plus, none of the other kids cared.

What are her parents teaching her?! That girl needs to be slapped.  Seriously.  Who does that?

"Oh my god, like, I was, like, totally sleeping, and he, like, totally shook that desk which totally scared me and woke me up. Like, oh my god, arrest him."

Um, honey, was your life in danger? No.

Did you feel threatened? No.

So you called the police because.....?

Oh! Because you're a spoiled little princess.  That makes so much more sense now!

She just gave herself a new reputation for the rest of junior high AND high school.

Good luck honey, it's all down hill from here for you.